Say what you will, caricature or icon
Lauren Boebert is one smart cookie
Co-sponsored conservation protection
along with Sen. Bennet for the Dolores
She’s taken the bricbracs & aikido-like
hurled them back baiting the liberals
Mea culpa, she’s not above apologizing &
her ex’s on probation for reckless endangerment
So, who wouldn’t move out of River City?
Even without her vaping escapades
& Fox News shenanigans — only to beat out
Old Guard Republicans thanks to MAGA big bucks
So, no pity for Lauren, bad girl that she may
be, because this dame’s got bullseye backers
Turn on the kliegs. Boebert’s back at the Capitol
vying for higher & higher (or is it offal?) office
