U.S. Sen. Cory Gardner refuses to defend the Republican health care plan to the people in Colorado he serves. I offer this spoof of Nowhere Man with apologies to the Beatles (for nonprofit educational purposes only).
Cory Gardner: Nowhere Man
He’s a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Writing cruel healthcare plans that help nobody
Doesn’t want your point of view
Won’t say where he’s going to
Seems to be avoiding you and me
Nowhere man well he’s missin’
He don’t care, and won’t listen
Nowhere man, the world hates your bad plan
Ah, la, la, la, la
He’s as bought as he can be
By big insurance companies
Nowhere man won’t answer any calls
Nowhere man better worry
Or he’ll be out in a hurry
Nowhere man hold a townhall
The people demand
Ah, la, la, la, la
Doesn’t want your point of view
Won’t say what he’s gonna do
Seems to be avoiding you and me
Nowhere man he’s missin’
He don’t care he won’t listen
Nowhere man, the world
Hates your bad plan
Ah, la, la, la, la
He’s a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Writing cruel healthcare plans that help nobody
Cory Gardner don’t take advice from nobody
‘Cause in the end he thinks we are all nobody
Sources:
http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/
https://www.cbo.gov/
http://elections.huffingtonpost.com/pollster
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/
https://www.vox.com/2017/6/22/15855262/senate-health-bill-victims-hurts-medicaid-poor
http://www.denverpost.com/
https://www.opensecrets.org/
