The limerick. Best served dirty. Idle amusements for trying times.
There once was a Tesla named Nik
Whose work allowed the auto ‘lectric
An owner called Tess
Thought, The car’s driverless;
We’ll need a new use for that stick
The was young shepherd Pradeep
Whose dong caught the eye of Bo Peep
Her assets were fine
But his interests, ovine—
So she dressed herself up as a sheep
There was a sea man from Belfast
Whose equipment was, sure, built t’last
The mates and the crew
Fore and aft he would screw
‘Til the final one cried, “Argh, Avast!”
